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Tanuj, I also got that feeling that Scott had a little too little regard for the Egypt that Napoleon conquered. Maybe I’m biased because I can’t think of Egypt without thinking of Edward Said.

Unlike you, I’ve never read War and Peace. That seems like a good vantage point from which to get to know Napoleon. What I know about Napoleon is from history books and popular culture. I think you’ll agree that we can cut Scott some slack, because he didn’t have the luxury of Tolstoy, he had a couple of hours to tell a big story. (I would have loved to have seen more of Talleyrand. Much, much more. I guess Ridley Scott was too busy filming the battle of Austerlitz. That was cinematic bliss, but I’d rather have seen more of Talleyrand.)

Also unlike you, I watched Scott’s movie on the big screen, in all its flawed and messy glory. I took my 16 year old along, and we had a blast dissecting the movie on the way home. We thought Phoenix did a good job playing Napoleon as a straight up narcissistic psychopath, which he was. Compared to him Brando’s Napoleon in Desireé is a benign pussycat.

I could have done without a lot of the guts-and-glory nonsense. And I most *certainly* did not need to see Napoleon giving Josephine back shots. Twice. That was cringe. My 16 year old daughter looked across at me and rolled her eyes.

And, speaking of getting shafted, I wish the movie had done much more with Josephine. It’s unlikely that an upstart from Corsica would have made it in the rarefied inner circles of Paris if it hadn’t been for his marriage to the widow Beauharnais. Napoleon would have had trouble getting past the butler if the she hadn’t been well connected. I thought Scott’s Josephine was a hot bimbo bitch goddess with a bit of bipolar disorder thrown in. Alternately seducing and cuckolding. Never satisfied. Weird.

P.S. The scene with the pyramid being vandalized was laughable. Maybe I could have forgiven the historical inaccuracies if the movie had included Champollion, the guy who deciphered the Egyptian hieroglyphs. No such luck. (I know, I know. Some guys are never satisfied, eh?)

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